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传来巫妖王被推的消息，举世瞩目，然而转瞬即逝。以下是被封成员的愤怒，发表在了博客上。

原文如下：

Hello friends,

I got suspended today for supposedly and blatantly exploiting the Lich King encounter in 25-man mode. Here's the mail:
朋友们,

我今天被封账号了,原因是被认为公然的在25人巫妖王的战斗中利用Bug获利.以下是信件

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Date of Violation: 03/02/2010

Character Name Involved: Muqq
Type of violation: Exploitation – Abuse of in-game mechanics or glitches with intent to exploit or cheat in World of Warcraft.
Details: Use of Saronite Bombs to bypass The Lich King fight mechanics Consequences for Account: Account suspended for 72 hours, all items and achievements gained removed
角色名: Muqq

违反类型: 刻意非法利用游戏内的机制或者错误在魔兽世界中获利或者作弊

具体情况: 利用萨钢手雷在巫妖王战斗中跳过某些步骤

账号的处理方式: 账号被冻结72小时,所有获得的物品和成就被收回

Greetings,

We are writing to inform you that we have had to place a warning on your World of Warcraft account and temporarily suspend it. It is with regret that we take this type of action, but it is in the best interests of the World of Warcraft community as a whole, and for the integrity of the game. The use of these items bypassed a major portion of the encounter, significantly reducing the difficulty in a clear abuse of game mechanics. After your suspension has expired, you will be able to access the World of Warcraft servers again.

Please note that should any further violations of our Rules and Policies occur, this incident will be taken into consideration when determining the consequences to your account. This could include further warnings, account suspension or account termination.

We strongly suggest you review our current Rules and Policies to avoid further action in the future, they can be found at:
http://www.wow-europe.com/en/policy/

You can also find further information on the different levels of account penalty we can apply at: http://www.wow-europe.com/en/policy/accountpenalties.html

If you have any further enquiries regarding your account status, please use the webform at the following address:
http://eu.blizzard.com/support/webform.xml?lan=en

Please do not reply to this email as you will receive an automated response. 

Regards,

English Game Master Team
Blizzard Europe

你好

我们想告诉你我们对你的魔兽世界的账号出示警告并且暂时的冻结它. 我们也不希望这样做,但是这是为了整个魔兽世界以及为了游戏的公正性才这样的. 在游戏中使用这些物品跳过了战斗的很大一部分, 很明显的是非法利用游戏机制大大的降低了难度. 当你的冻结结束后,你将能再次连接到魔兽世界的服务器.

请注意的是如果将来还有类似的事情发生,在决定如何处置你的账号的时候这次的事件也会被我们参考. 处罚包括更进一步的警告,冻结账号甚至删除账号.

我们强烈建议你阅读我们现行的规章制度,以避免将来类似的事情,链接是:

http://www.wow-europe.com/en/policy/

你也可以在以下地址看到我们对账号的各种处罚方式:

http://www.wow-europe.com/en/policy/accountpenalties.html

如果你对你账号的情况还有问题的话,请在网上填表格提问:

http://eu.blizzard.com/support/webform.xml?lan=en

请不要回复本邮件,你只会收到自动回复

祝好，

英语GM团队

暴雪欧洲

============== 以下是无比愤怒的亮点（内有不和谐词语，自重）==============

First of all, I took the time to log onto the account management page and discontinue my payment plan. It's been a long and good 5 years and 2 months since day 1 of the US release of World of Warcraft. Many good memories were made, and fun times were had. That's over now. My subscription runs out of February 21st, which marks the last day of World of Warcraft for me. 

第一件事,我登入账号管理页面停止了游戏的付款. 魔兽在美国发行已有五年两个月了. 有过很多美好的记忆和快乐的时光.现在都结束了.我的付费时间到2月21日结束,这将是我在魔兽中的最后一天.

Looking back, moving from Final Fantasy X! to WoW was a big step, and there's times that I regret making that decision, while on occasion I was happy to have taken the step. World of Warcraft was different back then. It was new, challenging and interesting. undoubtedly though, it was nowhere near as feature-rich as it is today, but that didn't matter back then. The game was a continuation of EverQuest, a game most of the senior development staff of World of Warcraft are familiar with on a very familiar basis. Many of them played the game for years, and I can see that it served as a major inspiration when I look at what World of Warcraft was when it was released. Being an avid EverQuest player myself during a time, It drew me in further into the game.

回头看看, 从最终幻想十到魔兽世界对于我是一个很大的变化,有时我会后悔有时我也会很高兴.那个时候的魔兽世界和现在是不一样的. 那个时候魔兽世界很新,很有挑战性也很有趣. 尽管那个时候的魔兽毫无置疑的不如现在有各种各样的特色, 但是那个时候这些不重要. 这个游戏是EverQuest的延续,一个绝大多数魔兽世界高层开发人员都很熟悉的游戏. 他们大部分都玩了很多年,当我第一次看到魔兽世界的时候我就知道他们一定从中得到了很多的启发. 当年我作为一个劲头十足的EverQuest玩家, 让我更好的融入了这个游戏中.

Things have changed since those days, changed a lot. The game stopped being that fun. Less challenges were present in the game, and as we got through TBC and more so in WotlK, homogenization started to rear its ugly face in World of Warcraft. Everyone running around with identical gear, looking the same, doing the exact same things. With arenas, changes were made on a monthly basis that affected the way classes were developed, and subsequently also lead to how PvE was being done in the game. It got stale, predictable and repetative. The whole notion of hybrids in the midst of all this was just a f*cking slap in the face by Blizzard. If you're going to remove everything unique and interesting about the classes, at least make them equal in the roles that they are performing. 

现在很多东西都变了,很多. 这个游戏不再那么有趣. 游戏中的挑战也少了很多,尤其是在TBC和WotlK中. 魔兽世界里有了越来越多的同样的东西. 所有的人穿着同样的装备,有着同样的模样,做着同样的事情. 在竞技场中,每个月都有改变影响着各职业们的情况,有时候还会导致PVE收到影响. 游戏渐渐变得很稳定,可以预料甚至单调重复. 至于暴雪对于混合职业的作为就是TMD在抽自己的耳光. 如果你们真的想取消掉每个职业独一无二的东西,至少也让他们能平等的完成自己的职责.

Their idea of hybrid was something taken from classes in EverQuest, where people played classes that were jack of all trades, master of none, or very specialuzed roles, such as a pure buffer (bards etc). Classes that existed for one purpose, and nothing else. They removed most of those in WotlK, but still stick with the notion that hybrids somehow offer something special just because they have the ability to respec to a different role. Kind of a strange taken on the whole thing, considering what they've already to make it easy in leveling and gearing up characters on the same account, with more and more things being accountbound rather than characterbound. Two-faced by Blizzard in my opinion. Removed the boundary between characters on one hand, and at the same time claim hybrids needs to be penalized because they have the option of respeccing to perform different roles that a simple log out/log in would take care of. 

混合职业的概念是从EQ中某些职业而来的.在那里有些职业擅长交易,有的没有专长,还有很特殊的一些,比如只会上buff的职业(吟游诗人等). 有些职业除了一方面有用以外,其余一无是处. 他们在WotlK中删除了这些,但是对于混合职业始终坚持了一点看法, 那就是因为混合职业可以换天赋担负不同的责任所以他们已经与众不同了(所以要受一些惩罚).他们增加了很多账号绑定的东西,使得同一个账号内的角色在升级和拿装备方面都变得容易了很多,考虑到这些,我只能说暴雪没有做到统一. 一方面削减各角色之间的差异,另一方面又说混合职业因为换天赋就可以像别人上线下线(换号)一样改变可担任的职责,所以他们要受到一些惩罚.

Let's face it. This game is boring for veterans. The only reason it's still being played is because there has never been good alternatives during these 5 years. Age of Conan, Warhammer Online and Aion ***ing flopped like shit. Really developers, if you want to make an MMO, don't go and f*cking try to copy WoW. If people wanted to play WoW, they'd play WoW, not your shitty gimp ass version of it. Let it be a lesson to all you developers out there. 

让我们面对这些吧.对于老玩家来讲,这个游戏真的很无聊.现在还有人玩的原因就是这5年来并没有更好的替代品出现. 科南时代, 战锤online 和永恒之塔烂的像狗屎一样. 说实在的,开发商们,如果你们还想做一个MMO游戏, TMD千万不要再抄魔兽世界了. 如果玩家们想玩魔兽世界,他们就会去玩魔兽世界,而不是你那个$%^&(此处已被译者打码)的版本. 你们这些开发商们要吸取经验教训啊.

Anyway, back to the subject. This was as good time as any to drop this game and move on. Had been considering it for a while, and I always said to Buzzkill and the gang that I was just waiting for the sign. A sign from heaven to guide me on my way. Today, I received it. I doubt we'll ever get a perm-ban, as the loss of PR from banning topguilds is going to hurt their subscription numbers much more than quelling angry cries of the f*cking noobs in this game ever would. Really, if you don't know shit about this game, just shut the f*ck up and do something else. You level 1 f*ck posters and the forums can honestly go f yourselves, since you're too shit to know even the basics of this game. 

我们回到主题. 现在是我离开这个游戏的好时机. 我已经考虑过一段时间(离开游戏)了, 我经常对Buzzkill那帮人说我在等待一个预兆,一个从天堂降临的预兆. 今天我收到这个预兆了. 我担心我们会被永久封号,对于他们对顶尖的公会封号造成的损失比镇压那些白痴们的反对呼声的损失要大得多. 真的,如果你TMD不懂这个游戏的话,就闭上嘴滚蛋.你们这些一级的混蛋发帖人和整个论坛都去死吧,因为你们脑子里都是屎所以玩不懂这个游戏的.(不和谐)

Finally dear Blizzard:

最后致亲爱的暴雪:

Fix your goddamn buggy bullsh*t half-assed encounters. The amount of time and effort we dedicated to get through Wrath of the Lich king and Icecrown to see this guy die and take a turn at the Arthas is just sick. To finally see him die only to have the ENTIRE raid banned is simply an insult. It's cheap enough to make a bugged f*cking encounter, but to ban people when they do not know what's causing the bugs is just a f*cking joke. Whoever came up with this sheer *fisting* of an idea can go fucl themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass ##@%-fest again, send me an email at mupp@gavle.to when you decide to A) Implement an encounter that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle B) Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the !**#ing thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to World of Betacraft.

修复你那场狗屁战斗. 我们在巫妖王之怒花了那么多的心血走到阿萨斯跟前直到放倒他的做法纯属有病. 我们放倒了他可是得到的是全团的封号,这是对我们的侮辱. 你们暴雪太贱了, 设计了一个全是bug的狗屁战斗,然后把一群怎么触发bug都不知道的人全封号了. 谁想的这个贱主意可以去死了. 别浪费老子公会的时间了, 让老子教教你们怎么做A)不要用弱智的猩猩们设计游戏B) 有个像样的质量保证部门C)在beta测试中放出这些该死的东西让玩家测试D)放出正式的更新. 看在上帝的面子上,照我跟你们说的顺序做. 不用担心,我不会跟你们收费的. 因为你们很有可能需要E)把你们的脑袋从自己的屁眼里拔出来. 这破游戏应该改名叫狗屁测试世界.

Rethink your f*cking bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherf*cking ICC encounters (I suggest you let whoever made the Blood Queen one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix f*cking arenas, or better yet, remove that shit. Fix heroic modes (just guessing it's !**#ed up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE Cataclysm team over to fixing Icecrown Citadel AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix this shit, you jackassess will be the only ones playing the Cataclysm.

重新考虑你们的狗屁设计吧. 修复所有狗日的ICC的战斗(我建议你们让设计鲜血女王的人来做) 修复狗日的竞技场,或者更好的方法是,直接删了那个狗屁玩意. 修复英雄副本(好像你们这帮孙子有不少要修复的).没有足够的资源来做这些修复? 让整个在做大灾变的团队来修复寒冰城塞, 现在就做. 如果你们现在不做的话,到大灾变的时候在玩这个游戏的就只剩下你们几个混蛋了.

You got 1 week.

你们还有一周时间.

Thank you Blizzard, for these 5 years, but also, f*ck you Blizzard, for these 5 years. 

对于过去的5年暴雪谢谢你, 同样也是对于过去的5年暴雪我*你老母.

I just got banned, and I liked it.

我被封了,挺好的.